I signed up for an email swap over on swap-bot called "Stream of consciousness EMAIL" swap. The goal was to post a prompt for your partner and when assigned a partner find their prompt and just use it as a starting point for an email to them. I knew when I saw this I would have to do this. The prompt I received was: " My life would be much easier if..."
This is what I wrote:

My life would be so much easier if I could just let my stream of consciousness come out and everyone would know what I was on about. I mean you know when  you are at work and you boss tell you some thing and you have a really long and drawn out story that illustrate what they are talking about and as you tell the story you get interrupted and you forget the whole point of the story until about 3 hours later?

Well if only I could just alt and it would suddenly be come apparent to everyone in the room yeah may be I need some sot of translator to translate my thoughts into some sort of clear and well delivered statement that everyone could get.

yeah that would make everything easier. Also people would have to realize how absolutely brilliant my thoughts are and act immediately on the. That would make e delght verything so much easier. that and a self cleaning house.

You know how self cleaning ovens work with the very high heat to burn everything off. Do they have those in the UK I don't ever remember seeing them advertised when I lived there well adverts are much more low key in the UK than in the US. But them I haven't lived there since 1987  which blimey was probably just before you were born. That I find really scare to me. I've been back to visit since but things change so fast I don't know what is there any more. I do have to say I miss all the British sweets. We can get some here now like fruit and nut bars but not any good fruit gums or turkish delight. I could really go for a orange club bar right now. Those were some of my favorite way back when. I hope I can get them when I am in Ireland in August.

Back to the self cleaning house  I wonder if one could make one that would just suck everything back into place. toys into the toy boxes books to the shelves and rubbish into the bins. Oh I would never say rubbish and bins talking to friends her in the US I would say trash and trash cans or waste paper baskets. Anyway I don't think I would want to to clean like a self cleaning oven because it would burn everything up.


I feel at this point I should summarize because some one once said that was a good thing to do. To make my life easier I need a self cleaning house and someone to keep me from my stream of consciousness talking and writing, and summarize what I am on about.


Thanks for reading.
Some day I get to Wales I really want to go to Cardiff but that may have to do with Torchwood and my current obsession with all thing Doctor Who (and well there is the cast of Torchwood......) By now you think I am a complete crazy American I am sure.

-Vicki AKA geekgirl33 who could type her stream of consciousness for days but will spare you now. because i could go on about my families love for all that is Hayao Miyazaki........