Why didn't you do it?

1.
I an so sorry. I could have done it and I should have done it. Unfortunately the couch was cozy and inviting and the blanket looked warm and the house so peaceful. After very little debate I just sat on the cushy couch and snuggled up under the toasty blanket and grabbed a good book. It is a very good book instead and I lost track of time out side of the book. So I am sorry but tonight I will cook a pizza from the freezer.

2.
I know I should have
But I really could not do
You wanted me to

3.
I am lazy and I really hate to wash the dishes. So when I cook a meal I hope that some one else will. So on the days that happen where I cook more than one night in a row the dishes don’t get done. Because I hate to do them and just wont do it. It’s my house after all.

4.
Why didn’t I do what?
There are many things I have done
and many others I have not.
So of the many things I have not done
which one thing do you mean?

Oh that.

I meant to really and I just forgot.

5. (excuses)
I forgot
I didn’t want to
It wasn’t my job
I did it but I lost it
My dog ate it.
It was yucky
I told you you couldn’t make me do it.
I was too busy.
I had to work
I was sick
My cat puked on it.
My sister called.
I lost track of time.
I only had time for one.